This really is very funny. If you’ve been thinking about getting Wii Fit then don’t bother.
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Category Archives: Funny
Ketchup Smugglers – The world’s worst snowboarders
This video features in this month Whilelines magazine and is a hoot!
Free Ring Dings
While on holiday we were talking in the pub about Phone Jacker, I’d never seen it and so Phil and Paul acted out this whole sketch. On their recommendation I therefore preset Free Ring Dings.
John Boko
Its been a while, but still nothing much has happened, I’ve been to Serbia and had a haircut. I just popped in to post a little linky to the story of The Incredible Shrinking Artwork.
Fatty
With all the obsession to be thin, we forget about the people left behind. Not everyone can be thin, not everyone wants to be thin. We need to appreciate things of all shapes and sizes.
Chocolate Rain
If you’ve been listening to the Scott Mills show on Radio 1 this week you would have heard him talking about ‘Chocolate Rain’, well he is right it does get in your head.
Don't mess
Iraqi footballer
The Newcastle manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Newcastle.
Two weeks later Newcastle are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Newcastle.
The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
“Hello mum, I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.”
“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and was robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.”
The young lad is very upset, “What can I say mum, but I’m so sorry.”
“Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!” says his mum, “It’s your bloody fault we moved to Newcastle in the first place!”
Canadian Idiot!
As you may know I went to Canada earlier in the year, it rocked. So much so that I refuse to go anywhere else (well New Zealand, New York, Las Vegas and Australia would be nice). Anyway getting back to the point I just found this parody of Green Days American Idiot and it made me chuckle.
3 Brazillian
Just got this, its very funny.
