Aug
26
I like to eat pancakes, they are so tasty.
Aug
24
Angry german kid
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This guy has some issues. I think he does need help.
Aug
18
Stop press check this out from the BBC.
Aug
18
25 things that make you feel like a real man
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1. OPENING JARS – nnng, she’s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn’t. Jars are men’s work.
2. CALLING SOMEONE ‘SON’ – Especially policemen but even saying it to kids makes you the man.
3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE – Beckham free kicks? Gay. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.
4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE – Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don’t need a sharpener, you think I can’t whittle?!
5. GOING TO THE TIP – A manly act which combines driving, lifting and (as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish) noisy destruction.
Aug
17
Check this out, some people have too much time on their hands.
Aug
17
Brain Teaser
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Well thats it, my head hurts now, answers on a postcard please (alternatively, leave me a comment) – rivercrossing.pps
Aug
17
No wonder I'm poor
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Check this out, according to a survey people aged 25 to 43 rated 26 as their most expensive age, no wonder I’m poor.
More info can be found here.
Aug
15
Whats going on?
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So Darlington have actually signed another decent player, I wish they could have done it before he scored 2 past us at the weekend. But whats going on with this photo?
Here is our new signing Julian Joachim posing with his lovely new shirt, but if you look at it it appears to be too big for him, its got the wrong logo on and if you pay close attention you will see that they just grabbed one from the discount section of the club shop, they’ve left the price label on so it might even have gone back on sale after the photo shoot.
Aug
14
Guilt trip
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So yesterday was the Darlington 10km road race. I meant to enter but things cropped up and I spent more time out drinking and not enough time training. I figured if I felt like it, I would just enter on the day. I never felt like it and so went to play bowls instead. I felt bad, so today have just been for a 10km run. I thought I would feel good, but don’t it must be something to do with the t-shirt.
Aug
12
The simple life
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Well its official I’m completely skint. My wallet is empty and will remain so until Tuesday which is the next time I’m going out. After a little bit of over indulgence at the beginning of the month I’ve decided to completely cut back on everything in a bid to get back on an even keel. So that means staying in lots and watching TV, have just started watching Alias (all 5 seasons) which should keep me going for a while, when I finish that I’ve got 5 seasons of the Sopranos by which time I should have got paid. Life is fun.